These are some of the funniest lines I have heard.
” Accounting System is not about your convenience. Illa Saar. Receivable report is not a part of our accounts package.”
Quote by a Software developer- the product of many diploma institutes in India that create a software developer in 6 months. When asked about the receivable report.
” I am doing MBA….. from Connaught Place”
Quote by an MBA student who thought a Study center located in Connaught place (In Delhi,India) is more impressive than the university name.
” Our ENGINEER has checked all the systems and cabling. Maybe there is a virus in your network switch”
Quote by a Service provider who sent a highly qualified Engineer (as qualified as himself) to check the source of high network traffic.
” Citrix server was such a waste of money. I would do it using PC anywhere”
Quote by a network administrator on multiple users accessing a single PC.
” I am speak very good English, but my family is thinking – he need it. But I am knowing I no need to learn”
Quote by a Field Executive I met in India.