These are some of the funniest lines I have heard.

” Accounting System is not about your convenience. Illa Saar. Receivable report is not a part of our accounts package.”

Quote by a Software developer- the product of many diploma institutes in India that create a software developer in 6 months. When asked about the receivable report.

” I am doing MBA….. from Connaught Place”

Quote by an MBA student who thought a Study center located in Connaught place (In Delhi,India) is more impressive than the university name.

” Our ENGINEER has checked all the systems and cabling. Maybe there is a virus in your network switch”

Quote by a Service provider who sent a highly qualified Engineer (as qualified as himself) to check the source of high network traffic.

” Citrix server was such a waste of money. I would do it using PC anywhere”

Quote by a network administrator on multiple users accessing a single PC.

” I am speak very good English, but my family is thinking – he need it. But I am knowing I no need to learn”

Quote by a Field Executive I met in India.

4 Comments

  1. Satanincarnated

    ” Accounting System is not about your convenience. Illa Saar. Receivable report is not a part of our accounts package.”

    AJ, I know whom you are Talking of. Remember how he also said that the system can’t import the flat files and the initial masters creation was to be done manually through system front end.

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  2. Thanks for sharing this i think you fed awesome points in your post about accounting,and hope everyone like to give the comment in your blog Anyway keep it up these interesting blogs.

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  3. interesting collection. How about an MBA from Dubai 🙂 and Virus in the cable because some mouse bite !!

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  4. Akash Jain

    @ Nitin. That’s a good one. BTW, great insight in your blog about the changing landscape of emails and social media. Loved reading it.

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